Tale of the Mini. "The Missed Turn"

The other day driving to school (7:30 a.m.) half asleep, I missed the turn into school. While being like shit what do I do now? I rallied it into the adjacent gas station. The local Pima police officer was sitting in the parking lot, not caring however I raged the mini up the curb and through the short patch of desert and off the Pima curb, and kind of took out half a bush. The cop however didn't want any of the mini. I parked and got to class on time, thanks to the amazing abilities of the mini. You can't do that in some Civic. Everyone lived happily ever after

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